Friday, September 24, 2010








Laws that must be unlawful to even pass

Now you will think that laws aren’t easy to pass with all the legal formalities, but still the UK has taken the trouble to pass a law that states A bed may not be hung out of a window. Its something everyone wants isn’t it? To attempt hanging a bed outside the window.  It is illegal for taxi drivers to carry rabid dogs or corpses. Everywhere else its totally legal to drive a corpse I guess.
Alaska has to mention Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. But what if he really needs a hair cut or a new look, then? They also have a State Policy that all emergencies are held to a minimum. How do u minimise an avalanche or snow storm?
In Illinois they actually passed a law that states It is illegal to eat in a restaurant if it is on fire. Are you serious, would anyone still sit in one place if its on fire.!!!
In Marshalltown Iowa horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. Now the basic food of horses is a fire hydrant isn’t it?
In Fort Madison the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. So do they have someone predict fires so that they can practice before time or do they wait till the fire and then practice?
In Alabama Boogers may not be flicked into the wind however It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
But still law enforcement is no joke after all a lot of thought goes into the laws.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

like the satirical way of presenting the inefficacy of the law governance.

Vikalp said...

well done...

tulsi said...

heh! quite funny :P